По отдельности мы ничего не могли сделать, поэтому сформировали комитет,определивший, что ничего нельзя сделать.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they put life jackets under the seats in planes, not parachutes?
If clouds and rain are both water,why do clouds stay up in the air and
rain falls to the grounds?
What do farmers plant when they want to grow seedless grapes?
※up ... air 上空に — в небе
“There were only three boys in school today who could answer one
question that the teacher asked,”said a small proud boy to his mother.
“I hope you were one of them,”said his mother.
“Oh, I was, and Tom and Fred were the other two.”
“Well, I'm very proud of you. What question did your teacher ask?”
“Who broke the window at recess?”
Teacher: Jack, how many tentacles does an octopus have?
Jack: Oh, please I just ate.
Teacher: Yes, eight is correct.
※tentacles （ タコの）脚 — щупальца
※please 勘弁してください、まったく。— о, не надо
Policeman: You can't raise pigs in this place.
Farmer: Why not?
Policeman: It's a no-porking zone.
His mother said “Cut it out” so often he became a surgeon.
※Cut it out やめなさい（cut 〜 out は「〜を切り取る」の
意味でもある）- прекращай (вырежи)