Olga (nihon81) wrote,

Шутки на английском про политику

Период выборов для меня очень стрессовый. Я люблю людей и хочу голосовать за каждого, участвуют они или нет.
(трудно перевести, игра слов:
run - бежать и баллотироваться)

Three men were arguing over which profession was the oldest.
Said the surgeon: “The Bible says Eve was made by carving a
rib out of Adam. I guess that makes mine the oldest profession.”
“Not at all,” said the engineer. “In six days the world was
created out of chaos - and that was an engineer's job.”
Said the politician: “Yes, but who created the chaos?”

My father has a very important job. He goes to work in a taxi every
day. You would too if you were a taxi driver.

Jack asked his father, a politician in the local assembly, a question:
“Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?”
“No,” replied the father. “The fairy tales I tell begin with
‘If I am elected.’”

※assembly 議会。
※fairy tales おとぎ話(「信じがたい話」の意味もある)

A man who quits your party to join the other one is traitorous.
A man who quits the other party to join yours is principled.

※traitorous 裏切りの、不実な。
※principled 信念を持った。

The danger with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected.


Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.
- Terry Pratchett

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