Olga (nihon81) wrote,
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Анекдоты про парикмахеров на английском


Срежьте немного сзади. (Медведь на заднем фоне:"Мама, это ты?".)



【犬のおやつは…】
Tom goes to the barber for a shave.
While he’s being shaved the barber's dog sits and looks at them,
without moving.
Tom says to the barber, “That's a funny dog. He enjoys watching
you shave.”
The barber says, “That's not the reason. You see, sometimes a
piece of ear falls off.”

※barber 理髪店 - парикмахер, цирюльник
※shave ひげそり - бритьё, брить
※You see ほら - видите ли


【赤いスカーフ?】
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

※throat 喉 - горло


【効き目はあったが…】
A barber suggested a certain lotion for a balding customer.
The customer rubbed the lotion on his head every morning and every
evening for three years.
At the end of that time his head was completely bald, but he had
to shave his fingers twice a day.

※balding はげかけた - лысый
※rubbed 〜を塗った - натирать


【看板に偽りあり】
A young man was walking into a dentist's office for his first checkup.
A woman was leaving the dentist's office at the same time. She pointed to a sign that read “Painless Dentist” and mumbled, “It's not true.”
“How do you know that?” asked the man.
“Because he screamed when I bit his finger!”

※mumbled つぶやいた - бормотать
※bit 〜に噛み付いた - укусить


【なぞなぞ】
Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?
A: A tall tale.

※tall tale でっちあげ(キリンは背が高い〔tall〕ことと掛けている)- басня, выдумка (высокая история)



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