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“I've had horrible constipation,”a woman explains to her doctor.
“I haven't been able to go for weeks.”
“Are you doing anything for it?”the doctor asks.
“Well, I force myself to sit on the toilet for an hour in the morning and an hour before going to bed.”
“No, I meant are you taking anything?”
“Oh,” she replies. “Yes, I usually take a couple of magazines.”
※constipation 便秘 - запор
※go 排便する - испражняться
Two elderly women were having lunch together and the conversation
was mainly on each of their ailments.
“It takes me nearly an hour to swallow all the pills the doctor has prescribed. And I have to do it three times a day.”
“That's nothing,” said the second. “I take a pill that has nothing
but side effects!”
※ailments 病気 - болезни, недуги
※swallow 〜を飲み込む - проглотить
※has prescribed 処方した - прописать
※side effects 副作用 - побочные эффекты
A salesman knocks on the door and a little girl opens it. “Can I
speak with your daddy or mommy?”the salesman asked.
“They aren't home,” the girl responded.
“Well, is there anyone else here I could speak to?”
The little girl nods and leaves to get the person. Pretty soon,
she's back and says: “Sorry, Mister, but I can't lift him out of
※nods うなずく - кивнуть
※lift 〜を持ち上げる - поднять
※cot ベビーベッド - колыбель
Jack: Karen, tell me, which do you prefer, a good-looking man
or an intelligent man?
Karen: Neither, I prefer you.
※intelligent 頭の良い - умный
Q: What ring is square?
A: A boxing ring.
ring - кольцо
boxing ring - боксёрский ринг