Olga (nihon81) wrote,

Шутки на английском с переводом слов

Бог знает обо всех наших грехах, потому что они хранятся в его облаке.

After staring at her granddad's wrinkly old face, Mary asked,
“Granddad, did God make you?”
“Yes, he did - a long time ago,”replied her granddad. “And did he
make me?”“Yes, although that was more recently,” he explained.
The girl thought for a bit and then said, “God's doing a much better
job these days, isn't he?”

※staring at 〜 〜 をじっと見る - уставиться
※wrinkly しわの多い - морщинистое

Paul: Yours is a big family, isn't it, Nancy? Aren't you a twin?
Nancy: Yes.
Paul: Can they tell you apart?
Nancy: I expect so.
Paul: How?
Nancy: Because Tom has a mustache!

※tell 〜 apart 〜 を見分ける - различить
※mustache 口ひげ - усы

Diana was taken to the museum by her aunt. They went into the Egyptian
room and there saw a mummy. Diana asked what it was.
“That is someone's mummy, dear,” answered her aunt.
“Auntie,” Diana confided, “I'm glad my mommy's not like that!”

※confided 打ち明けた - сообщила по секрету

A man went to the perfume counter of a big department store and said he
would like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 gift-wrapped for his wife's birthday.
“A little surprise, is it?” asked shop assistant.
“Yes. She's expecting a new car.”

※gift-wrapped  贈り物用に包装した - в подарочной упаковке

Q: What kind of bath can you take without water?
A: A sun bath.

※sun bath 日光浴 - солнечные ванны


The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
- Bertrand Russell


※enjoy 〜を楽しむ - наслаждаться
※wasting 無駄にすること - даром терять (время)
※wasted 無駄にされた - потраченное зря

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