Olga (nihon81) wrote,

Шутки про новобрачных с переводом слов

Каждая из нас согласилась на 8-часовую смену, ему нужна забота круглые сутки.

In America, many couples visit Niagara Falls on their honeymoon. It's not very
tall compared to South America's Iguazu Falls. In fact, Niagara Falls is the
secondbiggest disappointment of an American woman's honeymoon.

※disappointment 落胆 - разочарование

The new bride was shy. Before they checked in to the honeymoon hotel, she told
the groom not to tell anyone they were newlyweds.
The next morning she came down to the lobby and all the other guests stared at
her. At the breakfast table, she said to her new husband,“I asked you not to tell anyone we were newlyweds.”
The groom said, “I didn't. I told them we were just good friends.”

※newlyweds 新婚夫婦 - молодожёны

There's no place quite like Venice.
It's the only city where you can get seasick crossing the road.

Manager: Look all the dust on this desk. It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a whole month.
Secretary: Don't blame me, sir. I've only been here a week.

※blame 〜を責める - винить

Q: What Halloween treat is never on time?
A: Choco-late.

Q: What person is always in a hurry?
A: A Russian.

Q: Why is the mayonnaise never ready?
A: Because it is always dressing.

※Russian ロシア人(発音がrush「急ぐ」に似ている)
Russian (рашн) - русские
rush (раш) - торопиться

※(is) dressing 「身支度をしている」と「ドレッシング(マヨネーズも
含まれる)」の意味がある - одеваться и заправка (для салата)


Every one of us needs to show how much we care for each other and, in the process, care for ourselves.
- Princess Diana


※show 〜を表に出す、表す - показывать
※care for 〜 〜を愛する、大事に思う - заботиться
※process 過程 - при этом, в процессе
※ourselves 自分自身 - сами, о себе

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Когда гуляли в горах, увидели кафе и бегло посмотрели объявления на первой фотографии. Справа написано "ванко-но удон". Я очень хотела попробовать местный удон (лапша такая) и подумала, что это его название, в Киото, например, ела "кицунэ-удон" (кицунэ - лиса, ванван - это…
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