Kitty: I'm going out with Martin tonight.
Mother: Martin again? If you like his attention so much, why don't you
Kitty: Because I like his attention.
Roger: Do you love me?
Jody: Of course I love you.
Roger: How long will you love me?
Jody: I will love you forever.
Roger: How long is forever?
Jody: About a week.
Ronald married Lucy because he wanted someone to cook and clean for him.
The problem is,Lucy married him for the same reason.
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with a friend.
You order what you want, then you see what your friend has
and wish you had ordered that.
Dentist: What kind of filling would you like in your tooth?
Little girl: Chocolate.
Tom: Mom, I learned five new letters today.
Mom: Oh, which ones?
Tom: F, L, U, N, K
※F, L, U, N, K flunk は「落第」の意。
Ted used to go out with a girl called Ruth. Then she left him,
so he became ruthless.
Q: What's served but never eaten?
A: A tennis ball
※(is) served 「（料理が）出される」と「（球技で）サーブを打つ」の意味