Olga (nihon81) wrote,

Шутки с переводом слов

Встреча с писателем
На самом деле, могли бы вы просто отправить по "мылу" свою электронную подпись?

A man was visiting a college. He paused to admire its new Hemingway Hall ,
which had recently been constructed on campus.
“It's marvelous to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway,” he said.
“Actually,” said the guide,“It's named for William Hemingway. No relation.”
The visitor was astonished. “Was William Hemingway a writer,too?” he asked.
“Oh, yes,” said the guide. “He wrote the check.”

※admire 〜 をほれぼれと見る - любоваться
※was astonished 驚いた - был поражён

Teacher: Jack, did you write this note that was supposed to be from your
Jack: Why would you think that?
Teacher: Because it says, “Please excuse Jack for being sick on May 30, 31,
32 and 33.”

※note メモ - записка
※was supposed to 〜 〜 のはずの - должна была быть

A struggling author had called on a publisher about a manuscript he had
“This is quite well-written, but my firm only publishes works by writers
with well-known names,”said the publisher.
“Splendid,” said the author. “My name is Smith.”

※struggling 売れない - в бедственном положении / писатель, книги которого не продаются
※manuscript 原稿 - рукопись

A man was telling his friend how his airplane engine had failed.
“That's bad,” replied his friend.
“No, I had a parachute.”
“That was good.”
“No, it didn't open.”
“That was bad.”
“No, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.
“That was bad.”
“No, I missed it.”

※pitchfork 干草用の熊手 - вилы
※haystack 干草の山 - стог сена

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