Вам не нужно глотать эти таблетки для похудения. Бутылка весит 14 кг, вам нужно везде носить её с собой в течение месяца, тогда вы похудеете на 5 кг.
A father found his five-year-old daughter outside brushing their dog's teeth,
using his toothbrush.
“What are you doing with my toothbrush?” the father asked in alarm.
“I'm cleaning John's teeth,”she answered sweetly. “But don't worry, Dad.
I'll rinse it out when I'm done just like I always do.”
※in alarm 驚いて - с тревогой
Jack came thundering down the stairs, much to his mother's annoyance.
“Jack,” she called, “How many more times have I got to tell you to
come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a
There was a silence, and Jack reappeared in the front room.
“That's better,” said his mother. “Now will you always come down
like that?” “Suits me,” said Jack, “I slid down the banister.”
※came thundering down 〜 大きな音を立てて〜を下りてきた - оглушительно спускался
※Suits me いいよ - это мне подходит
※banister 手すり - перила
slid down - соскользнул, съехал
If sleep is really good for the brain, then why isn't it permitted in
Tom: What are you doing?
Mary: Writing my cousin a letter.
Tom: Why are you writing so slow?
Mary: Because he's only five, and he can't read very fast.
Анекдот в американском стиле:
Two children were trying to figure out what game to play.
One said: “Let's play doctor.”
“Good idea,” said the other child. “You operate and I'll sue.”
※play doctor お医者さんごっこをする - поиграть в доктора
sue - подать в суд
Q: What is a frog's favorite drink?
※Croaka-Cola croak はカエルがゲロゲロ鳴く声 - квакать